None shall pass - Dark Unisex classic tee
$16.99
None Shall Pass Before Caffeine
Hook: A warning, printed on a shirt, so you don't have to say it out loud.
The armored cup stands guard between the two halves of the line — the threat on top, the terms on the bottom. It is not negotiating. It has a glowing red visor and a puddle of its own coffee at its boots and it will still outlast you before 9 a.m.
Consider this shirt a courtesy to everyone around you.
Split poster-style layout: type above and below the illustration
Bold condensed lettering with red accent on the word that matters
Available on black, navy, and charcoal
Best for: gifting to someone whose morning personality precedes them.